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Hysterical column!!! I too am glad to see her go!!!

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Since her lips could be used as flotation devices not to mention the rest of her I am sure we will see her boobs flash off some oligarch yacht. That oligarch knows they can hold on to her if it sinks and they are safe from drowning.

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Ha! Yep, she's mighty proud of those dinners for sure.

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Hey, Christy Jobe Carter, are you a cousin? You ever heard of Dr. Abraham Jobe or his boy, Ethelbert (yes, dear, there is an Ethelbert) Dudley Jobe?

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I don't know my fathers family is from Western PA and has been in that area since the French and Indian War. But no I missed the Ethelbert Dudley Jobe, although there are a number of Ethelbert's in England

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Oh, I just love it when y'all get together like this...

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Could that be labeled as “just desserts?” 🤪 On a different note, The Lovely Mrs. gave me an air fryer for Christmas. In the future could you post a recipe or two that plays into the long suIt of that gizmo?

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Oh, Tim, great idea! Truth is, I just got one a few weeks ago and the only thing I've mastered is crispy sweet potato fries. I do, however, have two air fryer cookbooks so I hope to do better.

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Talent like this should not be wasted on those of us who don't own polo ponies - or polo shirts for that matter. My t-shirt reads, "Not my circus, not my monkeys."

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Thanks, friend. I still say you're the funny one. xx

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My law firm supervisor used to say that all the time! It's a great phrase!

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It's not on my t-shirt except in my imagination. I saw it in a hospital waiting room on a woman who looked like she had been in a bar fight the night before. She also looked like she might get another one any minute.

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Absolutely going to try the bourbon balls! I’ve also got to make that apple cake! I tried to feel a little sorry for Kimberly but failed miserably. Any person with half a brain should have known that wasn’t going to end well.

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She didn’t have the bloodline daddy was wanting in a daughter in law. Disgusting. Hope y’all have a splendid Christmas Paige!

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You too!

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Everyone needs this Bourbon Ball recipe Celia 🥴.

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Absolutely. I prefer Basil Hayden but any of 'em will do.

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Amb ass ador to Russia would be great. My poor Greek friends and neighbors are crying in their Ouzo about her denigrating their soil, 😂.

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The oddest thing is how tone deaf the appointment is. Greece is still pretty misogynistic. She is basically an insult to Greece

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These balls are bangin’! Easy to make and delicious. I didn’t think I was a fan from past tastes of other recipes but this one is a winner! Thanks. Our Christmas will be a little merrier now. Hope yours will be too!

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Great column. I actually just finished a new batch of bourbon balls from this same recipe. The last batch didn't last long around here. 😁

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