Fictional mass murderer and people-eater Hannibal Lecter today announced he will be released from his fictional prison thanks to an upcoming pardon from real-life convicted felon and President Elect Donald Josephine Trump.
Perhaps the Donald should invite best buddy H to dinner at Mar-a-lago for an intimate dinner of liver - just not quite sure whose! And thanks for the fearless commentary!
Celia only 3? With this administration coming in we need it by the bottle full. I think we need to take on DODGE and make Musk foot the bill for the US Debt.
That’s going to be a pretty heady sour Celia so you’d better be shaking things up really good to dilute the booze a bit. By the way, have you ever used frozen lemonade in place of the sweet/sour combo? We used to make daiquiris that way. They’re all variations of cocktails using sweet/sour and choice of booze to a point. Not sure how gin or vodka would work. Scotch maybe? Although Scotland would probably be beside themselves at such a proposition. As for old Mr Lector, maybe he’d get an invite to Maga-Lardo to make friends with some of Donnie’s “friends”? One could wish. Anyway, keep doing your thing. To da loo.
We, the real people, need to demand clarity on exactly how many and what type of felonies we can get away with. So far, I have no felonies, and time is running out. A precedent has been set.
Same, especially in the winter. I love not having to make the simple syrup. It's kind of a pain when you want a quick cocktail, right? The maple syrup is easier and offers a better flavor IMHO. Enjoy!
Perhaps the Donald should invite best buddy H to dinner at Mar-a-lago for an intimate dinner of liver - just not quite sure whose! And thanks for the fearless commentary!
OMG, I love that! Thx!
hopefully Musk's and trumps
H-ball 😂
“Burning Discharge” !?🤣 omg omg
Celia only 3? With this administration coming in we need it by the bottle full. I think we need to take on DODGE and make Musk foot the bill for the US Debt.
Ha! Great idea. And, yeah, we are definitely gonna need to triple that recipe, aren't we?
That’s going to be a pretty heady sour Celia so you’d better be shaking things up really good to dilute the booze a bit. By the way, have you ever used frozen lemonade in place of the sweet/sour combo? We used to make daiquiris that way. They’re all variations of cocktails using sweet/sour and choice of booze to a point. Not sure how gin or vodka would work. Scotch maybe? Although Scotland would probably be beside themselves at such a proposition. As for old Mr Lector, maybe he’d get an invite to Maga-Lardo to make friends with some of Donnie’s “friends”? One could wish. Anyway, keep doing your thing. To da loo.
I made 'em last night and not too heady for me! Haven't tried the fro lemonade but sounds promising.
We, the real people, need to demand clarity on exactly how many and what type of felonies we can get away with. So far, I have no felonies, and time is running out. A precedent has been set.
hahahahaha! You sound just like our Jana. Let's start soon. You're right. We're in life's 4th quarter and time's a wastin'.
Awesome writing again. (I may try the beverage too)
I look forward to The Borowitz Report, Jeff Tiedrich, God, and your posts (and others) to lighten this dreadful time.
Thank You!
Thx for reading my mess!
Your not niceness is showing again. Please go back to the funny / hysterical Celia.
Not niceness? If it offends or disappoints, Robin, please do not read it. There are many, many options that you would probably like more. Be well.
Whiskey sours are my favorite occasional cocktail, never with maple syrup. I'm anxious to test it out. Cheers! 💙
Same, especially in the winter. I love not having to make the simple syrup. It's kind of a pain when you want a quick cocktail, right? The maple syrup is easier and offers a better flavor IMHO. Enjoy!
Sounds delicious! You’re going to need to make a cookbook after all this!
Oh, Paige! I've already got 250 pages! All I need is a publisher. Which I'm also workin' on!
I didn’t know! That is so exciting! We’ll have to have a tasting party - I bet I know someone who can host 🤣
Wouldn't that be fun!?!