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Protocol demands all former presidents and first ladies are invited to state funerals. They do not have to attend. I am sure trump wants to be able to say everyone loves him and that is why they invited him. No that is not true. I am sure the Carter family would prefer the orange bufoon to stay in Mar a Largo.

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I love your new venue, Celia. The idea of Trump at Carter's funeral sets off fireworks in my brain--not in a good way.

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Hey Susan! I do feel a bit "unleashed" over here on "the Substack." And I LIKE it. xxoo

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Love this one! “Elbows him in the McRib..”LOL

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Thanks, friend.

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112805 only the orange one would announce his upcoming funeral attendance. Who cares?? And did Clinton, Bush, or Obama feel the need to announce their attendance? Of course protocol says all living presidents honor their fallen presidential compatriot. What a truly callow insensitive fellow.

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Oh, I love the word "callow." Just perfect.

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Anybody remember G.W. Bush Funeral with Obamas, Clintons,

CARTERS, and How they dealt with Tramp’s presence ? ?

McCain funeral ??

Oh, Lordy gimme a biscuit !

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I was at the McCain funeral and everyone, and I mean everyone tried to avoid the trumps at all costs. They were not invited since it was not considered a state funeral but they crashed it. It would have been funny if it hadn't made my blood boil on the way he had spoken of John and the petty crap on flying his casket back to AZ. Even Meghan made it clear that America did not need to be made great again as it already was as a dig at the trumps. It went over his head but I think Melania caught on she was not part of the first ladies club nor would she ever be. Some call it the funeral of resistance and it was. It was a sad day in our history, the death of the real GOP was truly buried that day.

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Amen and amen. How'd you get to that funeral? I had huge respect for that man.

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In a past life I was part of "official Washington". My first husband and I were friends of John. He would come to our home to eat "real" food, as he only knew where the microwave was in his kitchen in Arlington and even then it was touch and go. My boys adored him, and I think the feeling was mutual. Due to my upbringing, where I went to school, and my career I think that is why I despise trump so much as he is everything that is out to destroy America. In the worse way, just like Regan it is all about who has the bucks, not the knowledge.

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Fascinating. Thanks for sharing. I think my genuine, old-fashioned hate for Trump was cemented when he said "I like people who aren't captured...(McCain) is no war hero." Trash.

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Oh I think I was in line long before that comment... and that just added fuel to the fire as I had a neighbor who was in the camp with McCain. You know both McCain's shoulders had been broken in the crash and they did nothing for him. Due to that he always had issues getting his jackets on and off. I can not imagine the pain he had been in. Someday when I am in Wilmington to shop you and I need to get together for a gabfest Celia.

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Absolutely

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Hey friend! I owe you a long, gushy email as soon as I finish washing these dishes....if I ever do.xxoo

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Thank you for the giggle, no , guffaw Celia

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Love you. Thanks for reading.

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Oh my Lord! Crashing gargoyles? What a lovely imagination you have, dear Dr. Rosenbyanyother name. You write so good. Don't you think after both criminal convictions and losses in civil court that Trump would just parade by those gargoyles smiling and reminding us that even the architecture is involved in the "The biggest witch hunt in history." At the risk of sounding a tad negative about old 45-47, I had to wonder if he has any idea how many witches were actually burned in the real watch hunts.

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Hey Pat. I think they need to salt the doors and windows 'fore he sets foot inside. Love, Dr. Rosenbark.

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love it! This pineapple/cheese recipe is a requirement at all Hoskins of VA reunions. It's one of those things that is passed on to the next generation to bring. Cousin Anne's Kahlua cake is another....

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Cuz, Ima need that Kahlua cake recipe like yesterday. I got 2 bottles for Christmas gifts and I can't drink that stuff straight.

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That Kahlua cake recipe sounds verrrry interesting to me. Willing to share?

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I don't have the recipe! It's a closely guarded secret in the possession of my 2nd cousin. I was so excited to see there was still a piece for me that I ran into the kitchen door, bumped my head and crashed to the floor, spilling all that was left on my plate! But a I got a piece of cake!

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We will have to rough up second Cuz. I can make some shit happen...

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I will see what I can do. Cuz'n Becky is pretty cool.

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Whooohoooo!!

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I’m now living for the idea of gargoyles snapping off and shattering when Trump shows up at the funeral and I thank you for that vision.

I lived in NC for a few years and I believe I had that pineapple casserole. Quite tasty, big credit to the cheese and crackers. However, the Utah Mormon funeral food —aka Funeral Potatoes— are pretty much impossible to top.

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I have read about the Funeral Potatoes but not tried yet. I will now, though.

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I have to admit that I am looking forward to Mr. Trump's state funeral...

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I'm hoping it's more like Two Men and a Truck cart his sorry ass to a weedy gravesite beside his first wife.

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I envision Jimmy looking down, reciting Romans 12:20 (If your enemy is hungry, feed him; if he is thirsty, give him something to drink. In doing this, you will heap burning coals on his head.) while stoking a big old barrel barbecue. Do I smell headcheese?

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Brilliant! Love the image.

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Oh how I've missed your bite. Happy New Year.

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It's so nice to have a forum where I can be myself. I've been holding back for DECADES. For example, I nearly got fired one time for the Melania accent stuff. Like told how disrespectful and inappropriate it was. No, I explained. It's funny. Deliver me from humor-impaired newspaper editors. And they are legion.

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Another winner, Celia. Thanks for starting out this (prolly) dismal year with a laugh. Love ya!

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Hey Carole! How's erry little thing down in Myrtle Beach?

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Truckin along. My friends and I are coming to Wilmington for HELL AND DAMNATION DAY on January 20. Rented an ABNB. We’ll pretend our country isn’t going to hell in a hand basket.

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Wonderful! LMK if you need any reccs

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You're as biting and good as ever. Love it.

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No one says things like this better than you. I read and agree, and think to myself...why am I not that smart and funny! You rock.

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Thanks, friend. You are smart AND funny so just stop it.

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I'm with you on the gargoyle thing, I'd pay good money to see that, and I'm so broke I can't pay attention. I don't think Mrs. I Don't Care Do You will be there. I'll be surprised if she shows up at the inauguration. The Mango Mussolini is the most disgusting excuse for a human that I can possibly think of and that includes that guy in France, you know the one. I feel for the Carter family, they will be nice and he will be an ass. I couldn't do it if I were in their position. Lord have mercy, how are we going to get through the next four years?

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With bourbon and humor in equal measure dear Kellie.

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The bourbon I've got and we all have you for the humor!

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