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Mike Johnson Thinks We Can’t Remember Shit for Six Whole Weeks
It’s a good thing Speaker of the House Mike Johnson (R-Fake Christian) has sent Congress home a week early, apparently because by the time they all come…
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(Audio version by Celia) I love Steven Colbert's Comedy ... Down to My Extremities
Hear Celia read her latest here:
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I Loved Stephen Colbert’s Comedy…Down to My Extremities
It won’t surprise any of y’all when I say I’ve always been a big fan of Stephen Colbert’s humor.
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Dr. Oz Must Have Borrowed Some of His Pal Bobby's Brain Worms
The audio version
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Dr. Oz Must’ve Borrowed His Pal Bobby’s Brain Worms
I’ve been so busy lampooning the highly lampoonable RFK Jr., our Laughably Awful Health and Human Services director, I confess to not paying much…
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Kristi Noem Wants You to Keep Your Shoes On
Homeland Security Barbie, Kristi Noem, has announced the TSA will no longer require airport passengers to remove their shoes for scanning at security…
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Elon/Trump: Time for the Great Creamsicle Smackdown
Also, What’s Up with Social Security?
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Thom Tillis Finds His Balls But Can He Find Ted Budd?
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June 2025

Loony RFK Jr. Wants to Know Your Heart Rate - and Much More
Hey y’all!!
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RFK Jr. Wants to Know Your Heart Rate…And a Whole Lot More
Health & Human Services Secretary and Certified Loon Robert F.
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MAGA Careth Not for "Just a Dick" Vance
Hear me read it here:
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Put Some Clothes On, Gwyneth! You’re Gonna Get Burned
Let’s take a break from politics today, shall we?
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