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Main Dish: Trump Pardons Hannibal Lecter
Fictional mass murderer and people-eater Hannibal Lecter today announced he will be released from his fictional prison thanks to an upcoming pardon from…
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Smelt It Dealt It? Don't Blame Fires on Us Fish!
Catch of the Day ...
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Welcome to the Gulf of America!
President-elect Donald Jermaine Trump today announced plans to change the name of the Gulf of Mexico to the Gulf of America.
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Trump the Funeral Crasher ...
Happy 2025 y’all!
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December 2024

Main Course: My Boyfriend Dumped Me and All I Got Was This Dumb Ambassadorship
I’m just as happy as anybody to be seeing less of Kimberly Guilfoyle now that Don Jr.
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Main course: New Trump Venture Smells to High Heaven ...
Leave it to Donald Jehosephat Trump to come up with the perfect name for his new cologne and perfume line: FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT!
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Main Course: "Pardon" isn't always a dirty word
If you think about it, “pardon” is such a prissy word, isn’t it?
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November 2024

Celia Dishes: Before we gather together ...
We need to talk about Thanksgiving.Thanks for reading Celia Dishes!
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Celia Dishes...The Rat Whisperer is On the Job!
The “rat whisperer,” as he had been jovially described to me by his co-worker at the pest control company, had been summoned.
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Got a Beef With Charcuterie? You’re not Alone
Celia Dishes A Second Helping ... (previously published snark)
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Celia Dishes ... Some Crazy RFK Jr. Tea
I’m a skoosh concerned about RFK Jr.’s role in the upcoming Trump administration.
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The morning after ...
OK, some housekeeping on this Morning After the Election.
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